Mars

SF: Your Martian landscapes crashed my browser.

PC: sorry

they're pretty awesome

SF: Fuck Mars.

PC: that might chafe.

PC: it being arid and all

SF: Well, yeah, a bit dusty.

Didn't Spirit find traces of KY?

PC: it was contamination

you know, engineeers

SF: Ew.

WTF Maine

Then We Started Kissing

This is maybe my favorite thing on the internet in months.

Lil'

DH: Don't forget Biggie Smalls

PC: hrmm

where does he fit?!

DH: he's on the larger side of the tiny fossils, an important link in the evolutionary chain

PC: a transition fossil

as we call them

in the bidness

I <3 Ryan G

PC: how did it go last night?

DH: well, i woke next to ryan gosling, so it must have gone pretty well. i can't remember much though and i have a headache.

PC: how did people have sex before the internet?!!?

DH: i think it involved carrying around a rolodex and a lot of change

PC: hahahah

mattie is listening to something that involves people howling like wolves

it's rather...discordant.

boys...

DH: they're either howling or listening to recordings of howling.

PC: totes

DH: arooooooo!